Justice Nerds of America

Blue and Gray Velvet

*Due to sloppy record keeping, original panel credit information lost. Anyone care to hazard a guess?

Shortest Comic Book Fight Ever

Justice Nerds International

originally from Justice League International #10, by Giffen, DeMatteis, Maguire, Gordon, Lappan, D'angelo

YOU DECIDE!!

original panel from Winter Soldier- Winter Kills

The Dark Pastry Chef

originally from Batman & the Mad Monk #4 - art and script by Matt Wagner, colors by Dave Stewart, letters by Rob Leigh

Revenge of the Bride of Great Pages

AND BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NO ONE DEMANDED IT...

"THUS SWEARS SIMS!!!"

Cut and Run

Because I'm Incredibly Lazy... Random Panels Reruns!

Bat-Funnies

( Original panel courtesy of Jonni )

X-People




Marvel Hostess Wars


Those Justice Guys





Oops!



Nightcrawler: Mutant Loan Shark

The Goddamn Batman

Brian, from Comics Should Be Good, has been kind enough to feature Random Panels in a weekly column he calls Comic Blogs Should Be Good.

By following the above link, you'll find the answer to a question so amazingly pointless, so mind shatteringly inessential, that it could only be answered by an unemployed comic book geek with a love for mspaint and way too much time on his hands-

"What would a collaboration between Bob Kane and Frank Miller look like?"

Click here for a version with slightly higher resolution.

The Batman Says...

Wow... It seems like you guys have quite a few ideas as to what's floating around inside Bruce's punch-addled brain. The funny has been brought by all. In addition to all the hilarious suggestions, a few people even took up the challenge of creating their own versions. Jake over at Ye Olde Comick Booke Blogge , Chris at the Invincible Super Blog , Other Chris from 2 Guys Buying Comics ,Diamond Rock of Title Undetermined , Jon at Hypnoray , Nala over at Naladahc , Mark at Focused Totality , Michael at The Silent Accomplice , Kanto of Kanto-Gamer , Damo over at Scribbling Around the Edge , Pepp over at Pepcomics , the mighty The Fortress Keeper ,Ragnell over at the Written World , Vincent at Spandex Justice , Bully from Comics Oughta Be Fun , Dorian over at Postmodernbarney , West at A Question of Semantics , Gordon at Blog This, Pal , Erich over at Fish-Flavored Baseball Bat , Mike Sterling of Progressive Ruin fame, Sleestak from Lady, That's My Skull , Dan Kelly , Andrew over at Die, Hipster, Die , Jack Ketch , Chip over at Ch-Chandler's World , Harvey Jerkwater from Filing Cabinet of the Damned , and Hatgirl have all entered the fray. Dr. K, friend of the ISB, is presently blogless, but sends along two examples which can be found here and here .

Looking at these things reminded of those old See 'N Say toys. You know, the ones where you pull the string and the spinning arrow lands on a picture of some farm animal and you hear, "THE COW SAYS MOO."

So in the spirit of that fondly remembered toy, I present the first post, of what I hope to be a series, featuring the disturbing fruit of your twisted minds-

Anonymous Says-

Bat-Mite Says-

Sara J. Says-

Jonni Says

Greg Says-

Steven Says-

Dwayne Says-

Googum Says-

Bat Blank

While reading Detective Comics #87, I saw this panel and it creeped me out for some reason. I really don't like the look on Bruce's face. In fact, I find it down right disturbing. There's something unwholesome about the way he's arched his eyebrow when he says "umbrellas."

In the context of the story this panel makes sense. Sort of. Bruce and Dick are relaxing at the beach when the subject of the Penguin, and how to smoke him out of hiding, comes into play. Bruce's brilliant idea is to ride around on a horse drawn umbrella-repair cart and just wait for their avian adversary to show his face.

Anyway, I thought the thing would be perfect for a little digital tomfoolery. An easy one too. I'd just have to replace the word "umbrellas" with something A) obscene, or B) nonsensical. Then presto!- comedy gold!

The only trouble is that I seem to find just about any word works when placed in that bubble. "Nachos" seems to work just as well as "Boobies." I can't make my mind up. Too many possibilities. That's where you, my fellow bloggers, come in.

Help me fill in the blank. I want to know what words you guys think would work especially well. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to give me as many alternatives to "umbrellas" as you can think of. The weirder the better. I'll then try and make as many alternate versions as possible. It'd be even cooler if any of you can take it and make a version to post on your own site.

When the World Never Seems to Be Livin Up to Your Dreams...

originally from Detective Comics #120

Hush Still Lives!

Always Take Care...

When meeting the Hemophiliac people of Bloodblister 9.

Captain Atom's Excellent Adventure

Pay the Man

Last time, Kurt had to collect on a loan. The guy came up short, so...