While reading Detective Comics #87, I saw this panel and it creeped me out for some reason. I really don't like the look on Bruce's face. In fact, I find it down right disturbing. There's something unwholesome about the way he's arched his eyebrow when he says "umbrellas."
In the context of the story this panel makes sense. Sort of. Bruce and Dick are relaxing at the beach when the subject of the Penguin, and how to smoke him out of hiding, comes into play. Bruce's brilliant idea is to ride around on a horse drawn umbrella-repair cart and just wait for their avian adversary to show his face.
Anyway, I thought the thing would be perfect for a little digital tomfoolery. An easy one too. I'd just have to replace the word "umbrellas" with something A) obscene, or B) nonsensical. Then presto!- comedy gold!
The only trouble is that I seem to find just about any word works when placed in that bubble. "Nachos" seems to work just as well as "Boobies." I can't make my mind up. Too many possibilities. That's where you, my fellow bloggers, come in.
Help me fill in the blank. I want to know what words you guys think would work especially well. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to give me as many alternatives to "umbrellas" as you can think of. The weirder the better. I'll then try and make as many alternate versions as possible. It'd be even cooler if any of you can take it and make a version to post on your own site.