Robin Hates Your Junk
Marvel as Dick Grayson does his part to keep the criminal population down!

Thrill as he destroys utterly both a man's testes and his dignity with but a mere tire to the groin and a barbed comment!

Tremble as his mighty fist plunges deep into the crotch of the criminal cabal!

Gaze in Awe at his ingenious weaponization of cheap furniture!

Amaze as he sends thug after thug to the intensive care ward of Our Lady of Gotham!

Labels: Golden Age, Robin
2 Comments:
This is why Dick Grayson was so much more effective than Jason Todd.
Forget all that ruthless emo crap! Just kick 'em in the jewels!!!
8/07/2006 2:39 PM
I guess knowing that Robin will go straight for the nards without compunction helps strike fear into the hearts of criminals.
8/07/2006 7:03 PM
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