Friday, September 29, 2006

Olsen Approved For Your Blogging Pleasure!

Because you all know I'm far too lazy to come up with any real content-

Have Fun! And please feel free to e-mail your own contributions.

And the first contributor is Chris, of the world-famous Invincible Super-Blog

Here's an especially disturbing one from our scaly pal
Sleestak, over at Lady, That's My Skull

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Thursday, September 28, 2006


I love how Robin II looks so traumatized in this panel. You can almost see the beads of sweat forming on his brow. Batman II's reply sounds like a request poorly disguised as a bad joke and I can't imagine Bat-Mom's laughter as anything but nervous. It's like a scene out of a V.C. Andrews book, but with more spandex and crimefighting. It's the super-creepiest.

from Batman #135

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Look On Sheldon Moldoff's Work, Ye Nerds, and Despair!

A few weeks ago, Chris over at The Invinvible Super-Blog gave us "the most Silver-Agey word balloon of the entire Silver Age."

Yesterday, I happened upon what I think might be in the running for the most Silver-Agey Batman cover of the entire Silver Age. I don't know. Maybe I'm just easily impressed.

If you were to somehow combine the most Silver-Agey word balloon with the most Silver-Agey Batman cover, I think some terrible doom would befall Planet Earth. The Moon would turn blood red and farm animals across the world would give birth to three-headed, multi-limbed abominations. Or something. Please for the love of all that is holy, don't attempt this.

And whatever you do, don't link it to the Invincible Super-Blog or Random Panels. I can't stress this enough.

And have you ever wondered about the best way to kill a rampaging tiger?

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Just a little bit more...


Batman 162
from Batman #162

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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

An Unscheduled Death

Chief is  abadass! DP117

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Monday, September 25, 2006

The Doom Patrol is Totally Nuts!

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nuts DP 112

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Saturday, September 23, 2006

And Lo, There Shall Come a Man...


Gorilla Man 3

Gorilla Man 4

The sheer awesomeness of Gorilla Man brings a tear to my eye.


I've said it once, and I'll say it again-

Catwoman 59

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Friday, September 22, 2006

We Interrupt Armed Gorilla Week for This Important Message!

Dr. Scott, from over at Polite Dissent has provided us with wonderful Doctor Doom meme that can be found here. Head on over to the good doctor's site and check it out. Browse through his fascinating arhives while you're at it.

Anyway , here's my contribution-

And in the spirit of Scott's Doom meme, I offer this Doom Patrol panel with a few word balloon variations. Go crazy.

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Thursday, September 21, 2006

The Humanite's Alright, Alright, Alright!!!

He's the Primate of Hate, the Simian of Sin, the Hominoid You Wanna Avoid. He's the evil genius who eats JSA'ers for breakfast. He is


And he just wants to rule the world. Is that too much to ask?

How could you possibly hate and fear a mind that's given us so many great things?

green kryptonite in an easy to use sprayable form

giant sci-fi laser guns

the "cosmic-fuge"

and a howling army of mindless albino ape-clones

How could you not trust a face like this?

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Unconventional Gorilla Warfare

Yes, the bad puns will continue unless you force me to stop... Please force me to stop.

That being said, it's time for our 4th entry in the series that is


Today's primate works as a comic book artist and partner to the smokin' hot judo master and private investigator, Angel O' Day. He's the grandson of yesterday's subject, Gorilla Grodd, and while he works on the side of the angels( seriously, you have to stop me), he won't hesitate to deliver unto you a savage beatdown. He is


And his choice of weapons isn't exactly traditional. He'll use just about anything to kick your ass.

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Hair clippers
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a chair
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one of your friends
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or a big metal door.
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But he's also not afraid to use his head.
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Other weapons in his arsenal include his gorilla charm
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unique vocal stylings
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and groovy fashion sense.
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BONUS GORILLA CONTENT: The most disturbing cartoon you'll ever see.

Sam Simeon 10As Dorian would say, "that's good old fashioned nightmare fuel."

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

In Grodd We Trust

He's often been called the evil, super-genius talking ape's evil, super-genius talking ape. He's a telepathic, telekinetic psychopath who also happens to know his way around a particle physics lab. He's one of the Flash's deadliest foes. He is

Today we pay tribute to the sideburned one by featuring a few of his most famous weapons.

The De-evolutionizer Ray

The Quadromobile

The Fatso Ray

"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes..."

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Monday, September 18, 2006

Lower Great Plains of the Apes

Armed Gorilla Week continues as we take a look at the awesomeness that is Jack Kirby's Kamandi the Last Boy on Earth .

First of all, I can't say how disappointed I am that my home city of Louisville doesn't appear to fall within the borders of the Gorilla Communes. I guess I should just thank my lucky stars the U.S.N.Y.R.N. didn't expand any further. Damn East Coast Aquatic Liberal Rats!

Kamandi 1Those of you lucky enough to live in the Gorilla Communes after the Great Cataclysm will no doubt be wondering, "what sort of weaponry will our Gorilla masters use to subjugate us?" Good question. The Gorilla warlords of the future will have a vast and varied arsenal including, but not limited to

Pistols (uh...I think)

"Minimum Strike" Sticks


Good Ole' Beatin' Clubs



Sonic Death Rays

Armored Personnel Carriers

Gorilla Catapults

Gatling Guns

Dynamite Launchers

"Demolition Dumplings"

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