An Unscheduled Death
posted by Brandon Bragg at 6:42 AM
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
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11 Comments:
"Feel it!" Nice. But, Chief, we all know that's not how you developed that grip...
He built up his hand strength while working on Cliff Steele's robot body. Why? What did you think?
9/26/2006 9:25 AM
Is a choking the chicken joke appropriate? No? Okay.
9/26/2006 9:51 AM
Wait a minute here! I think that Condors are an endangered species, and he's going to be a whole lot of hot water from the Feds any minute now!
9/26/2006 1:22 PM
Googum: Free weights.
Dweeze: We have no standards here, so no.
Sally: PETA's gonna send an elite wetworks unit after him for sure.
Jonni: It's basic physiology, dude. Deal with it.
9/26/2006 2:50 PM
Arrroooof?
9/26/2006 5:29 PM
Holy shit that is rad.
Brandon, you are now best internet friends with me. 4 Ever.
9/26/2006 11:25 PM
He's totally off Hawkman's Christmas card list now.
9/27/2006 7:26 AM
Keeper: It's a common expression amongst wheelchaired badasses. Get with the times, man. Yeesh.
Chris: (lays on bed next to stuffed bear collection with legs kicking in the air while writing "BIFF" on cover of trapper-keeper and listening to latest Ashlee Simpson CD.)
Bully: Blue Jay's as well.
9/27/2006 12:13 PM
It's a common expression amongst wheelchaired badasses.
It's what Chief shouts when he dunks the ball over Prof. X's bald pate at their weekly pick-up game.
9/27/2006 3:01 PM
MURDERBALD!!!!!!
9/27/2006 8:09 PM
Chief: "And by 'natural compensation,' I mean 'constantly exercising my arms and pecs by pushing this fershlugginer thing.'"
As a wheelchair-using friend of mine once remarked, "Never arm-wrestle the guy in the wheelchair."
9/29/2006 1:08 AM
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