Unconventional Gorilla Warfare

Yes, the bad puns will continue unless you force me to stop... Please force me to stop.

That being said, it's time for our 4th entry in the series that is

ARMED GORILLA WEEK!!!

Today's primate works as a comic book artist and partner to the smokin' hot judo master and private investigator, Angel O' Day. He's the grandson of yesterday's subject, Gorilla Grodd, and while he works on the side of the angels( seriously, you have to stop me), he won't hesitate to deliver unto you a savage beatdown. He is

SAM SIMEON

And his choice of weapons isn't exactly traditional. He'll use just about anything to kick your ass.

Hair clippers

a chair

one of your friends

or a big metal door.

But he's also not afraid to use his head.

Other weapons in his arsenal include his gorilla charm

unique vocal stylings

and groovy fashion sense.

BONUS GORILLA CONTENT: The most disturbing cartoon you'll ever see.

As Dorian would say, "that's good old fashioned nightmare fuel."