I YAB NOH FAAYZ!!

From Countdown to Mystery #3, written by Steve Gerber, pencils by Justiniano, inks by Walden Wong, letters by Pat Brosseau colors by Chris Chuckry

Blue and Gray Velvet

*Due to sloppy record keeping, original panel credit information lost. Anyone care to hazard a guess?

Bat-Creepy

Creepy Covers

I'm pretty sure I've seen this out there in the blogosphere before, but can't remember where. I'm sure you'll agree it's quite disturbing.

GAAAAHHHHH!!!

Thoroughly Disturbing Batman Splash Page #3

from Batman #151, November 1962- ? (Script), Sheldon Moldoff (Pencils), Charles Paris(Inks), ? (Colors), Ira Schnapp (Letters)

Unconventional Gorilla Warfare

Yes, the bad puns will continue unless you force me to stop... Please force me to stop.

That being said, it's time for our 4th entry in the series that is

ARMED GORILLA WEEK!!!

Today's primate works as a comic book artist and partner to the smokin' hot judo master and private investigator, Angel O' Day. He's the grandson of yesterday's subject, Gorilla Grodd, and while he works on the side of the angels( seriously, you have to stop me), he won't hesitate to deliver unto you a savage beatdown. He is

SAM SIMEON

And his choice of weapons isn't exactly traditional. He'll use just about anything to kick your ass.

Hair clippers

a chair

one of your friends

or a big metal door.

But he's also not afraid to use his head.

Other weapons in his arsenal include his gorilla charm

unique vocal stylings

and groovy fashion sense.

BONUS GORILLA CONTENT: The most disturbing cartoon you'll ever see.

As Dorian would say, "that's good old fashioned nightmare fuel."

Thoroughly Disturbing Batman Splash Page #2

I just love how Batman and Robin aren't fazed in the slightest to see Santa Claus go flying by. I guess when you're someone who rides around on the back of a giant, demon hell-cat you don't suprise easily. I'm simultaneously reminded of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and Panthor from He-Man.

It also kind of looks like Batman might be saying something under his breath to Robin. "Just shut up and wave. If you get him talking we'll be here for hours."

I know these opening pages were often meant to be loose metaphorical representations of the story inside, but it's all very confusing. Is this giant beast meant to represent the "trapped Catwoman" referred to in the caption? If so, then...eh, nevermind. This thing gives me a headache.

from Batman #39

Thoroughly Disturbing Batman Splash Page #1

Is it weird that this makes me want to throw up?

from Batman #36

Creepiest $#!t What You Ever Did See, pt.1

A gang of Zombie Circus Midgets.

Let's all thank Mr. Powell for the nightmares that are sure to follow.

from The Goon # 18