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Monday, October 02, 2006

Hail to the King!

SPECIAL ARMED GORILLA WEEK ADDENDUM: From the pages of Tom Strong, we present

KING SOLOMON!!!


His many weapons include a nice, solid nine-iron used for beating ruffians about the head and neck

a bazooka for those hard to reach areas

a good, old fashioned rifle for when he's feeling "sporting"

dependable six-shooters for blastin' varmints

a flamethrower for when he wants to get up close and personal

and, last but not least, his mad skillz

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

UNDEAD fluffy bunny would turn him blue in 2 heartbeats

10/02/2006 7:03 AM

 
Blogger SallyP said...

That's one funny monkey.

10/02/2006 1:17 PM

 
Blogger Brandon said...

Dwayne: I dunno... I think Solomon would have some sort of Tom Strong brand official anti-undead bunny blue-off spray or something tucked away in that sweater vest.

Sally: He's a close second behind Sam Simeon as my favorite talking Gorilla. Detective Chimp wins the Ape category, though.

10/04/2006 6:27 PM

 

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