Listen, I don't want to seem obscene but...ya know that criminal on the right, next to the horse's butt? What is he doing to the Batmite hero in red? Is he shining his boots or polishing something else?
Oxy: He's an official belt buckle inspector. Why? What did you think he was polishing?
Keeper: Bat-Mite was just lacking the business acumen to know that printing hundreds of metallic variant covers was the only way to stay at the top. Hence his failure.
David: The "dynamic" part. Big words confuse me.
Sally: But only if they throw in the 3 year warranty for free.
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The DCU hasn't been the same since Batman decommissioned the Whirly-Bats.
10/13/2006 9:53 AM
Listen, I don't want to seem obscene but...ya know that criminal on the right, next to the horse's butt? What is he doing to the Batmite hero in red? Is he shining his boots or polishing something else?
10/13/2006 11:38 AM
So Bat-Mite created his own super-hero universe! Cool. This means he beat the Image guys by a good 30 years.
(And I think this beats my Owlman post for sheer strangeness...)
10/13/2006 3:08 PM
What part of "Only the dynamic duo could stave off the menace of The Bat-Mite Hero" don't you understand!?
10/14/2006 1:56 AM
The whirly-bat thingies are pretty cool, but I think I'd rather have a Cricketron.
10/14/2006 1:09 PM
Nala: I miss the Bat-poon as well.
Oxy: He's an official belt buckle inspector. Why? What did you think he was polishing?
Keeper: Bat-Mite was just lacking the business acumen to know that printing hundreds of metallic variant covers was the only way to stay at the top. Hence his failure.
David: The "dynamic" part. Big words confuse me.
Sally: But only if they throw in the 3 year warranty for free.
10/14/2006 2:47 PM
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